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Na va\u0161e pozn\u00e1mky o p\u0159ehnan\u00e9m nad\u0161en\u00ed, pop\u0159\u00edpad\u011b otev\u0159en\u00e9 pokusy o odpor reaguje nerv\u00f3zn\u00edm poklep\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00edm cukrovou h\u016flkou. Na jednu stranu, tito lid\u00e9 maj\u00ed pravdu v tom, \u017ee \u010dasn\u00e9 n\u00e1kupy jsou jedin\u00e1 cesta, jak se vyhnout adventn\u00edmu \u0161\u00edlenstv\u00ed. Zat\u00edmco vy je\u0161t\u011b t\u00fdden p\u0159ed \u0160t\u011bdr\u00fdm dnem nerv\u00f3zn\u011b p\u00e1tr\u00e1te po kalend\u00e1\u0159i pro babi\u010dku, oni se proch\u00e1zej\u00ed po n\u00e1m\u011bst\u00ed s pun\u010dem v ruce a kupuj\u00ed u\u017e tak maxim\u00e1ln\u011b sva\u0159\u00e1k a posledn\u00ed ozdoby na stromek. Tehdy si mo\u017en\u00e1 slibujete, \u017ee p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00ed roku budete jako oni, a nebudete p\u0159\u00edpravu nejkr\u00e1sn\u011bj\u0161\u00edch sv\u00e1tk\u016f v roce nech\u00e1vat na posledn\u00ed chv\u00edli. Tato my\u0161lenka v\u00e1s ale mo\u017en\u00e1 zase rychle p\u0159ejde. A to tehdy, a\u017e je budete sledovat, jak po byt\u011b nerv\u00f3zn\u011b hledaj\u00ed \u0161\u00e1tek, kter\u00fd sice v l\u00e9t\u011b na Kr\u00e9t\u011b pro maminku poctiv\u011b koupili, ale zapomn\u011bli, kam ho dali. Nebo tehdy, a\u017e se va\u0161e sestra s t\u011bhotensk\u00fdm b\u0159ichem pokus\u00ed pod strome\u010dkem zahr\u00e1t nad\u0161en\u00fd v\u00fdskot nad novou sukn\u00ed velikosti t\u0159icet \u0161est, kterou ony dobr\u00e9 du\u0161e koupily ve slev\u00e1ch minul\u00fd \u00fanor.   Na druhou stranu, ani v\u00e1\u0161 soukrom\u00fd odpor v\u00e1m nezabr\u00e1n\u00ed d\u00e1vat tyto v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed nad\u0161ence za p\u0159\u00edklad t\u011bm, kdo je\u0161t\u011b \u010dty\u0159iadvac\u00e1t\u00e9ho r\u00e1no na benz\u00ednce nerv\u00f3zn\u011b p\u0159eb\u00edraj\u00ed ji\u017e zna\u010dn\u011b probranou nab\u00eddku ply\u0161\u00e1k\u016f. Ti toti\u017e adventn\u00ed \u010das tak\u00e9 pro\u017eij\u00ed v klidu, nejsp\u00ed\u0161e nebudou chyb\u011bt na \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9m z mnoha v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00edch ve\u010d\u00edrk\u016f, ale na druhou stranu p\u00e1r dn\u00ed p\u0159ed V\u00e1noci nejsp\u00ed\u0161e nep\u016fjdou sp\u00e1t. Pod stromkem se pak krom\u011b nab\u00eddky benz\u00ednky a nejbli\u017e\u0161\u00ed ve\u010derky vytas\u00ed dost mo\u017en\u00e1 i s n\u011b\u010d\u00edm, o \u010dem jste si celkem dost jisti, \u017ee to p\u0159ed \u010dasem dostali darem oni. Nesu\u010fte je ale moc p\u0159\u00edsn\u011b, jejich dom\u00e9na, Silvestr, je za rohem.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        4.1\/5 - (11 votes)        "},{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Rann\u00ed pt\u00e1\u010de vs. Opozdilec","item":"https:\/\/www.gatemont.cz\/ranni-ptace-vs-opozdilec\/#breadcrumbitem"}]}]